Hahahahha this is NOTHING! I graduated last spring. Tommy Bruce still sends me the Weekly CornellCast Updates and occasionally invites me to chat with Cornell students about life in Ithakacheckster wrote:Challenge accepted.masochist wrote:checkster wrote:Whatever RWU is, they send dickthousand emails a day. I will offer someone 25 bropoints to post a pic of a rejection letter from them.
Getting a ding from RWU is impossible. They are "still waiting" for my application despite the fact I have nearly finished a year of law school somewhere else. I could unsubscribe, but I am unwilling to blink first.
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- hypothalamus

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checkster

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I just got another RWU email, 3rd in 2 days I think. I am about to try and assemble the worst application imaginable.
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Haha just got that email. I almost wanna apply!checkster wrote:I just got another RWU email, 3rd in 2 days I think. I am about to try and assemble the worst application imaginable.
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Davidbentley

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hypothalamus wrote:Hahahahha this is NOTHING! I graduated last spring. Tommy Bruce still sends me the Weekly CornellCast Updates and occasionally invites me to chat with Cornell students about life in Ithakacheckster wrote:Challenge accepted.masochist wrote:checkster wrote:Whatever RWU is, they send dickthousand emails a day. I will offer someone 25 bropoints to post a pic of a rejection letter from them.
Getting a ding from RWU is impossible. They are "still waiting" for my application despite the fact I have nearly finished a year of law school somewhere else. I could unsubscribe, but I am unwilling to blink first.![]()
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Just to be thoroughly clear, we're talking Cornell Undergad.
Along a similar vein, I was accepted at USC 5 years ago for undergrad. I never enrolled or attended. I still receive weekly campus news emails, discounts to sports games, health and safety alerts, and invitations to join various societies.
- hypothalamus

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This is great!Davidbentley wrote:hypothalamus wrote: Hahahahha this is NOTHING! I graduated last spring. Tommy Bruce still sends me the Weekly CornellCast Updates and occasionally invites me to chat with Cornell students about life in Ithaka![]()
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Just to be thoroughly clear, we're talking Cornell Undergad.
Along a similar vein, I was accepted at USC 5 years ago for undergrad. I never enrolled or attended. I still receive weekly campus news emails, discounts to sports games, health and safety alerts, and invitations to join various societies.
- kennethellenparcell

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I think you should put clubbing baby seals and dogfighting on your resume under the hobbies section. Your personal statement should be about your future goal in life to run a Ponzi scheme - but emphasize that you only want to target old ladies with limited retirement funds because you can charm them with your hot dog and muscles.checkster wrote:I just got another RWU email, 3rd in 2 days I think. I am about to try and assemble the worst application imaginable.
- moneybagsphd

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Dear BU (WL),
I didn't know T1 schools yield protect.
I didn't know T1 schools yield protect.
Really lulzing hard. Seriously, I ain't even mad. In fact, I gotta hand it to you, it was pretty smart on your part. Why go to BU when I have a range of options-- from T10 with $ to a full ride just outside the T14 (i.e. better than BU)?Median GPA/LSAT: 3.72/166
- jkpolk

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Diluted faculty and unkemp grounds.
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Geneva

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congrats on your options that are better than BU! what schools if i may ask? i've been having less scholarship luck than i would like.moneybagsphd wrote:Dear BU (WL),
I didn't know T1 schools yield protect.Really lulzing hard. Seriously, I ain't even mad. In fact, I gotta hand it to you, it was pretty smart on your part. Why go to BU when I have a range of options-- from T10 with $ to a full ride just outside the T14 (i.e. better than BU)?Median GPA/LSAT: 3.72/166
to the rest of the ding bar: sorry this is off topic.
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ricsllscir

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Jsa725 wrote:UVa-
I was never really interested in attending ( or expected to... I just needed ding bar material) , my numbers were too low and my intellect too high for your admissions team to accept me. There are many reasons that I didn't want to attend; I'll save you the time it takes to read them and just post three pictures that illustrate why I am so happy that I will not be attending your "prestigious" school.
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and....
Photo contestant number 2....hot damn...pleaaase let me get off the waitlist
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Nobody

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The confederate flag Beirut table is what really makes that second picture.
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checkster

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Way ahead of you.kennethellenparcell wrote:I think you should put clubbing baby seals and dogfighting on your resume under the hobbies section. Your personal statement should be about your future goal in life to run a Ponzi scheme - but emphasize that you only want to target old ladies with limited retirement funds because you can charm them with your hot dog and muscles.checkster wrote:I just got another RWU email, 3rd in 2 days I think. I am about to try and assemble the worst application imaginable.
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hookem12

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Dear Penn,
The coolest person to come from Philly was the Fresh Prince, and he left for Cali years ago. Enjoy basking in the faded glory of being the former capital - I'll be living in the current one.
P.S. - I could never bring myself to say "Go Quakers." It's just embarrassing.
The coolest person to come from Philly was the Fresh Prince, and he left for Cali years ago. Enjoy basking in the faded glory of being the former capital - I'll be living in the current one.
P.S. - I could never bring myself to say "Go Quakers." It's just embarrassing.
- USMCMatt

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Dear UVA,
You got a problem with me? COME AT ME, BRO!
Too much humidity anyway...
-Me
You got a problem with me? COME AT ME, BRO!
Too much humidity anyway...
-Me
- odetojefferson

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Dear USC (waitlist),
I was considering remaining on the waitlist, until I read the ridiculous part about "submitting a short video." I thought a video a la Legally Blonde may be funny to submit, but 1) that requires too much effort for your school and 2) your video response said it cannot be professionally edited and must be shot in front of a webcam.
so I leave you with this response:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB1e7iewE64
Thanks,
OTJ
I was considering remaining on the waitlist, until I read the ridiculous part about "submitting a short video." I thought a video a la Legally Blonde may be funny to submit, but 1) that requires too much effort for your school and 2) your video response said it cannot be professionally edited and must be shot in front of a webcam.
so I leave you with this response:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB1e7iewE64
Thanks,
OTJ
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swishin and dishin

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Terrific!
Thanks for the early morning laugh.
Thanks for the early morning laugh.
odetojefferson wrote:Dear USC (waitlist),
I was considering remaining on the waitlist, until I read the ridiculous part about "submitting a short video." I thought a video a la Legally Blonde may be funny to submit, but 1) that requires too much effort for your school and 2) your video response said it cannot be professionally edited and must be shot in front of a webcam.
so I leave you with this response:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB1e7iewE64
Thanks,
OTJ
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Betty Oner?hypothalamus wrote:I'd probably go with an even more blatant porn referencesdphill wrote:Instead of H. Thalamus for your name, you can put Ben Dover...hypothalamus wrote: That still assumes they'll look at your PS... Maybe try putting obscene words instead of your name? That they can't overlook!
- hypothalamus

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Gianna Michaels?dingbat wrote:Betty Oner?hypothalamus wrote:I'd probably go with an even more blatant porn referencesdphill wrote: Instead of H. Thalamus for your name, you can put Ben Dover...
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TheDoof

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UVA - Ding date 3/21/12
Who cares if I'm retarded? Who's ever heard of Virginia anyway?
Who cares if I'm retarded? Who's ever heard of Virginia anyway?
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Geneva

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don't worry--1/4 to 1/2 of the class of 2011 was unemployed at graduation. many of these people still cannot find work, but are on uva's payroll under the "fellowship" program, aka usnews ranking maintenance program.TheDoof wrote:UVA - Ding date 3/21/12
Who cares if I'm retarded? Who's ever heard of Virginia anyway?
sucks to be them. u just dodged a bullet
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TheDoof

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I took the LSAT in February, so was ineligible to even apply to Berkeley, but HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE MYRIAD GRAMMATICAL, TYPOGRAPHICAL, AND EDITORIAL ERRORS ON THEIR WEBSITE? I've seen everything from spelling errors to comma splices. And these hillbillies have the nerve to scrutinize our applications for errors when their own webpage contains not one, not two, not three, but I've counted more than 10! I stopped counting at that point.
Example:
"Here in Berkeley and around the world."
SENTENCE FRAGMENT!
Also this doozy:
"Please include a copy of your LSAC fee waiver approval notice with your application if you submit a paper application ."
Note the space before the period. Sloppy.
And:
"The deadline to submit a fee waiver application is earlier than the application deadlinek usually in mid-January."
Again, Sloppy.
Check out the following inconsistency:
"•Before law school, a bachelor's degree or the equivalent was awarded by an approved college or university
•The first-year curriculum was completed in a full-time program at a law school that is approved by the American Bar Association (we do not admit part-time students unless they have completed the entire first-year curriculum)
•A minimum of 28 semester units was completed before entrance
•The work for which transfer credit is sought is of very high quality
•The student was not placed on probation nor disqualified."
NOTE THE SINGLE PERIOD ON THE LAST BULLET POINT STATEMENT! Way to be consistent, Cal!
(BTW, they make the same mistake further down the page...)
And here:
"We attempt to release all of our admission decisions by early July. It is rare that new students are without housing by the time we begin classes in August."
They use two spaces after a period. Before I am flamesprayed, let me note my indifference to this "rule." My point in showing the two spaces is that most everywhere else on their website, they use one space after periods and colons. Again, boils down to sloppiness and inconsistency.
Other instances in which the Berkeley Gods are inconsistent: freely switching back and forth between referring to "the Law School" and "the law school." Their choice of capitalization follows no logical pattern. At some instances, when referring to "the Law School" as a pronoun, they correctly capitalize Law School. In other instances, they do not.
So for those of you out of Berkeley, consider yourselves LUCKY! I'm not certain the education you're paying for is really as good as the Gods may insist.
Example:
"Here in Berkeley and around the world."
SENTENCE FRAGMENT!
Also this doozy:
"Please include a copy of your LSAC fee waiver approval notice with your application if you submit a paper application ."
Note the space before the period. Sloppy.
And:
"The deadline to submit a fee waiver application is earlier than the application deadlinek usually in mid-January."
Again, Sloppy.
Check out the following inconsistency:
"•Before law school, a bachelor's degree or the equivalent was awarded by an approved college or university
•The first-year curriculum was completed in a full-time program at a law school that is approved by the American Bar Association (we do not admit part-time students unless they have completed the entire first-year curriculum)
•A minimum of 28 semester units was completed before entrance
•The work for which transfer credit is sought is of very high quality
•The student was not placed on probation nor disqualified."
NOTE THE SINGLE PERIOD ON THE LAST BULLET POINT STATEMENT! Way to be consistent, Cal!
(BTW, they make the same mistake further down the page...)
And here:
"We attempt to release all of our admission decisions by early July. It is rare that new students are without housing by the time we begin classes in August."
They use two spaces after a period. Before I am flamesprayed, let me note my indifference to this "rule." My point in showing the two spaces is that most everywhere else on their website, they use one space after periods and colons. Again, boils down to sloppiness and inconsistency.
Other instances in which the Berkeley Gods are inconsistent: freely switching back and forth between referring to "the Law School" and "the law school." Their choice of capitalization follows no logical pattern. At some instances, when referring to "the Law School" as a pronoun, they correctly capitalize Law School. In other instances, they do not.
So for those of you out of Berkeley, consider yourselves LUCKY! I'm not certain the education you're paying for is really as good as the Gods may insist.
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chickenalfredo

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TheDoof wrote:Berkley
clap clap clap
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Love it. Very Harvard Doof.chickenalfredo wrote:TheDoof wrote:Berkley
clap clap clap
