I need the gunner stories Forum

[usuaggie]

I have a fiction story due in a week for undergrad. I decided to write a short story on law school, and since I'm supposed to show what it is really like, I would like some horribly bad gunner stories. Something that a non future LS student could find humor in. Help a lazy writer out?

[GATORTIM]

are you too lazy to use the "search" function on TLS?...gunners are well documented

[A'nold]

One of my favorites is using a quill and ink in class. I would also recommend sending all correspondence with a melted seal with a stamp of your face on it. Use this method to correspond w/ your professors instead of email and insist in your letter that a professor drop a return letter in your mailbox.

[mallard]

This might be plagiarism but there's a hilarious thread about gunner tactics on autoadmit somewhere.

[kings84_wr]

we had a really long thread from last semester that was filled with gunner stories

[mac.empress]

are you too lazy to use the "search" function on TLS?...gunners are well documented

+1

I was gonna say this. But a lot meaner .

[cubswin]

we had a really long thread from last semester that was filled with gunner stories

At one point, people were making gunner haikus. My favorite 7-syllable line was

"As a libertarian..."

[Cavalier]

This is all you need to know: --LinkRemoved--

[mallard]

This is all you need to know: --LinkRemoved--

That's the one!

[cubswin]

I especially liked these:

Read all of the professor's law review articles. During class, argue with the professor about why his thesis in each of them was completely wrong.

Make a 500 page outline. Tell everyone about it, and make it known that you're not going to share it and are terrified it will be stolen.

Keep a chart estimating each of your classmate's odds of being in the top 10%. Make it roughly the size of a seating chart and update it whenever someone talks in class.

[Cavalier]

Haha, the last one would be great, especially if the people around you can see you updating it in class.

[vamedic03]

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